Friday, May 6, 2011

Words of Wisdom


My mom went caps lock killa on me again. She got some chain letter from her Chinese friends about drinking water. She texted me, "this is why you're fat." Awesome, thanks mom. Been trying to figure that one out for a while now. Halfway through, this thing reads like a Chick-fil-a eat more chikin ad. Gotta love her.

I JUST READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT DRINKING WATER.  YOU MUST DRINK 6-8 CUPS OF WATER DAILY AS MINUM. IF NOT ENOUGH OVER TIME BRINGS HEALTH PROBLEMS.
OUR BODIES IS MADE OF 60% OF WATER, AND NEEDS WATER FOR ALL REASONS. 
ALLERGIES, HEART PROBLEM, DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS.................HEADACHE,.......ETC. ALL CAUSED BY LACK OF WATER OVER LONG PERIODS.

EXERCISE,
HAPPY, NOT STRESSED
EAT HEALTHY AND EARLY FOR DINNER,
MORE SMALL FISH THAN BIG FISH, MORE FISH THEN CHICKN, MORE CHICKEN THAN PORK, THEN LAM, THEN BEEF. to be minum
SLEEP EARLY PLENTY REST
DRINK ENOUGH WATER ALL THE TIME

YOU HAVE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL NOW.
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    Your mom needs her own health and fitness show. GENIUS!

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  2. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    Do not ever tell your mom you have high cholesterol. As sure as there will be more Tupac albums, she will fucking flip.

    Your mom is my mom is our moms, happy M-day to 'em all. May they never run out of water.

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  3. MagicDongHuangMay 6, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    ha, she called the other day and asked what i was doing. i said getting blazed. she says, "ay ya... not healthy." lol

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  4. ZachMay 6, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    Just Blaze! Follow me at NYCook@twitter.com

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  5. StephaneMay 6, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Charles Barkley: "I'm fat because I eat!"

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  6. Natalie SzternMay 6, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    charles barkley is a pig in more ways than just food (I know this first hand) but let us say it was not an impressive meeting...

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  7. evanMay 6, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Yo, if I go to your folks spot here in the O I'm gonna drop your name and knowledge of your internets game. Either I get a hookup or a lecture.

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    just came across your blog and this cracked me up! chinese moms and their chain mail..gotta love em!

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