Employee of the Month: Asa

Finally.... For the first time, this fool didn't get caught twisted at work. He could have won it any other month, but usually by the third week, homie was caught with a six pack on the late shift and disqualified haha.

Real talk, no one is more committed to the squad than Asa. He comes in when other bums don't show up, he loves calling the cops when drunk heads act a fool, and he kept me from shanking someone last night. Always a plus. AND, his mom Perri Star sends the best emails this side of the Yangtze River. Congrats Asa, you are the employee of the month. It should get you a lot of extra business DJ'ing Bar Mitzvahs LOL.